April 2011
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August 2010
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June 2010
26 posts
best of craigslist: Dear University Alumni Office →
annaverity:
Dear University Alumni Office,
I’m sorry to hear that the university’s $750 million endowment has fallen in value to $500 million because of the recession and because your bank died. I’m also sorry to hear that you’re dealing with declining enrollment due to the fact that middle-class families are no longer willing or able to bet their homes on a $45,000-a-year higher education for...
“Finally tonight, a few words about this year’s World Cup. I confess that I love...”
– Bryant Gumbel - Real Sports - 24 June 2010
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Dear World Cup Refs,
Put the cards back in your pockets you trigger happy bastards. Just let them play the game. Shit.
k(no)thxbai
More metro suckitude.
Dear metro,
It’s at least 90 outside. Do you think you might possibly turn on the damn AIR CONDITIONING?! Motherfucker I’m sweating like a priest in a room full of altar boys.
Beautiful World Cup Calendar - check it out →
withquest:
peterwknox:
Dear girlfriend, friends, and others:
The World Cup is about to start. This Friday in fact. Starting this Friday, for exactly a month, there is international tournament style soccer happening several times a day, every day.
Imagine if the entire world cared about March Madness and these were professional athletes representing countries instead of schools. The World Cup...
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Quirkier Than You: 50 Things I Am Not Allowed To... →
I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor will I insist that their House colors indicate that they are “covered in bees”.
No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.
Growing marijuana or hallucinogenic…
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30 Days of Potter - Day 3: In which I do things...
So apparently today was favorite film day. Well I did that yesterday. Oops. So today is least favorite book day. This one is tough. I think it may be Order of the Phoenix if only by the process of elimination. I found it to be the most frustrating of all the books in terms of story. Besides, Umbridge really gets on my nerves.
30 Days of Potter - Day 1/Day2: Favourite...
1. My favorite book has to be Deathly Hallows. It’s completely no holds barred fabulous. It’s the book with all the answers. There’s just so much in there that it would take several readings to catch it all. I first read it after midnight release on my front porch in six hours. I was on the front porch as we were living in a one bedroom at the time and there was a guest on...
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100 Best Beach Books
libraryland:
sweetlikecandytomysoul:
“People talk a lot about the wisdom of crowds, but the truth is that large packs of people are better at judging some things than others.
Almost 16,000 of you cast some 136,000 votes in our Best Beach Books Ever poll. Whether such a vote can determine literary quality, who can say? But there’s one thing a multitude of book-loving NPR types can most...
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May 2010
119 posts
2% or 98% of Population?
arthurweasley:
pullingyourpuzzlesapart:
ninja-sex:
ashketchum-:
-imnotgoingback:
obsessionjason:
Just follow these instructions, and answer the questions one at a time and as quickly as you can! Again, as quickly as you can but don’t advance until you’ve done each of them …. really. Now, scroll down (but not too fast, you might miss something)
THINK of a number from 1 to 10 ...
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To top it all off...
When that fucking plumber left, he emptied his fucking ShopVac into our damn garden. He killed our canteloupe. He did this INTENTIONALLY as he couldn’t have just tossed the water over the side of the porch. He would have had to lift the damn thing over the iron plant stand we have on the porch. So, our lovely vegetable garden will probably be dead soon, as who the fuck knows what...
The only good thing about today is that Doctor Who...
(via allons-y)
I completely freaking agree, although I’m unsure as to whether or not I want Doctor Who associated with this completely shit day.
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Dear Saturday,
Fuck you SO much. After yelling at the garbage mofo, the sink backs up and floods my fucking kitchen, all because I wanted to thaw out some bacon. Then, the fucking plumber shows up and proceeds to lecture me in the use of my damn garbage disposal. Then proceeds to yell at my husband when he tells him that the problem is likely next door, as we have had this problem before and was fixed by Mrs....
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Win.
We were at Target last night and walked past the shoe section. I said “Look baby! Tiny Chucks for babies!” and he said “Or tiny Time Lords.” Win. I love you.
Great.
Now I feel like crap. Love it that my very first act of my lovely holiday weekend was yelling. Now I’m all coughing and sore throaty. Fail.
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HEY Stupid Garbage MoFo
No, the dog is not going to fucking bite you you fucking asshole. UNLESS you keep doing that shit, and then she will bite you and I will FUCKING laugh. BECAUSE, I fucking TOLD you to just ignore her and keep walking and I had a damn leash in my hand. No, she’s not fucking running wild, she got away from me. No one is going to get hurt except you if you keep flapping your god damn trap. ...
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What if your parents made a Tumblr with an...
arthurweasley:
swimmingpoolinthelibrary:
(via fuckyeahjewishkid)
FUCK!
if my mum had made a tumblr I’d be very surprised cos she doesn’t know how to write an e-mail. she’s such a technophobe <3 :’)
I wish my parents were followers…….. :(
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Dear everyone in the world,
I do not fucking want to hear your phone conversations. Please, if you really must take calls on the bus, stop fucking talking so loud. Whatever it is, it can wait you asshole.
K(no)thxbai.
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New Rule
In order to call yourself a grown person, you must be able to pee IN the toilet not ON it. There are seat covers available, use them. If you refuse to use them, at least clean up after yourself. Ugh. Women are fucking disgusting.
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“Toshiko Sato: No, I can’t just hook something up! The entire telephone network...”
– Torchwood
Ianto Jones
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